October 2000

Quadruped
Square Root of Margaret
Music for Mapmakers
White Star Line
Comae
Hollowphonic

Trains & Airplanes
Parts Unknown
Danger Figure Centre
Noggin


QUADRUPED
WAVELENGTH #34 SUNDAY OCTOBER 1, 10PM

Quadruped is an instrumental duo, consisting of guitarist Andrew Frontini and drummer Blake Howard (of GUH). They make mood-enhancing spaghetti-western music. Tungo Boneclock found out more.

Is it true that Quadruped started out as a single four-legged creature? How did that compare to your current formation of 2 bipeds? Any plans to revert back?
Yes that's true, the costume was hot and sweaty and we would always argue about who was going to be the back end before each gig. Eventually Blake got sloppy with the rental payments on the suit and it had to go back. Losing the suit was very liberating and, taking a less literal approach, we were able to expand musically. Now Quadruped is an abstraction, which is how it should be - we would never go back.

If you had to replace (both sonically and physically) the two instruments in the band with two farm animals, which would be chosen?
A goat, because apparently they can digest anything, and a cow because cows sing with a good bottom end and they come with a bell.

What is next for the project? Have you considered doing Indian movie scores?
The next project is a double concept album which may be recorded live and in the shower this morning. I thought it would be great to do a Christmas album. I haven't considered Indian movies but we are interested in Italian porno and want to tour over there.

The tracks on your current release Entering Eldorado (Spying Dwarf Records) are referred to as "deriving from collaborative improvisations between the two musicians." Hmmm. Not much of a question, but please feel free to comment.
Certainly. It's like this: I make up tight little guitar ditties on my acoustic guitar in my kitchen late at night. Later in the week Blake and I get together and blow them to pieces at half speed. Sometimes we just make stuff up on the spot, like a four legged conduit channeling impulses from the distant past. Heavy.

4-track cassette. Any words for non-believers?
Whats not to believe? The Fostex was integral to birth of Quadruped. To think of Entering Eldorado as a digital recording is like thinking of Hadrian's Wall as a recycled plastic picket fence - it could not be. We can't apologize for our creative process, we have to bring it with us, and if that means tape hiss, so be it.

Is there anything you want to say to Christina Aguilera?
I think she should record her next album on a four-track cassette recorder. I'd be happy to lend her mine as we're doing our next record on Edison lacquer cylinders and we won't be needing it.


 

SQUARE ROOT OF MARGARET
WAVELENGTH #34 SUNDAY OCTOBER 1, 10PM

Here are some answers/thoughts on the questions that you are asking of Square Root of Margaret:

RE: PSEUDONYMS
Po Kadot = Last name: Cadotte. First name: Bryan. Given name: Po a.k.a.
Polkadot
DenDen#7 = Last name: Reissner. First name: Dennis. Given name: Skintight
BenBen a.k.a. Jon Von Boogie a.k.a. Easy Reissner a.k.a. The Dentist
Clark Smart = Last name: Clarke. First name: Todd. Given name: Toed, Toodles, Trud, Tard Clock, Professional Stunt Drummer Joshua Brisco, Esq. = Last name: Brisco. First name: Joshua. Given name:
Fatty, Rosh etc.

These names have been acquired after many strange days, and long, sleepless nights, for whatever reasons. Origins unknown.

RE: MUSIC AND HUMOUR
We are amused by a great many things. Like any band, there are little inside jokes, born of miscellaneous experiences. These sometimes find there way into the music. We enjoy pain and darkness as well (even as I type this, I am wearing a black T-shirt - oh no!!!).

RE: ALBUMS IN PRODUCTION VS. RELEASED MATERIAL There is indeed a considerable amount of music that may or may not eventually see the light of day. The band is constantly writing new songs, whole albums may change dramatically in the course of a month. The past few years have been wildly creative for Square Root Of Margaret - currently there is enough solid material for approximately five full-length albums, and new songs are popping up all of the time. The band keeps busy recording, but we also keep writing. It never stops. We are currently working on two releases in two different studios. Someday you might hear them!

RE: THE POPULATION OF CHATHAM, ONTARIO
44,000 (plus/minus some dead and dying people, and those just born). Being between London and Windsor, America and the rest of Canada - people in this area tend to create music, art, whatever, in order to fill the cultural void that we call home (where the heart is- next to the lungs - that breathe air).

RE: 33 1/3 RPM
A name given to a concept of independent D.I.Y. ethics, and a small collective of like-minded individuals. 33 1/3 RPM was created as a means for Square Root Of Margaret to release their independent recordings, and interface with the industry. However, 33 1/3 RPM does not seek to compete and/or present itself to the music industry, as anything other than the immediate support network for Square Root Of Margaret. The greatest misconception about 33 1/3 RPM is that it is a fully operational, independent record label.

RE: HOUSE OF BLEEN
A constantly evolving area of space wherein we feel most comfortable making music. We are always upgrading equipment within the facility, and have recently opened our doors to other bands/artists that wish to record there. Although we quite enjoy recording in different environments, with people that can offer new perspectives on sound, we continue to build upon the House of Bleen to achieve the level(s) of production to which we aspire.

RE: FUTURE PLANS
We are looking forward to releasing some new material, and intend to spend most of 2001 on the long and winding road. Up until now, we have never really toured for any great distance and/or duration - which is funny (haha), because people seem to really embrace the live music experience that occasionally is Square Root Of Margaret. Furthermore, because we have so much material that we feel is worth releasing, we are seeking out other methods of bringing our music to the masses - indie labels, compilations, singles, MP3s etc.... we enjoy working with good people in the independent music scene.

RE: CDs
Well, our currently available releases are currently available from Sonic Unyon Distribution. Otherwise, you may wish to shake the branches of many assorted leafy green trees. Because that's where it's at. Or, if you do not wish to shake the branches of the many assorted leafy green trees, you can order the CDs directly from our website, www.srom.net.

-Paddy O'Donnell asked the now invisible questions.



MUSIC FOR MAPMAKERS
WAVELENGTH #35 SUNDAY OCTOBER 8, 11pm

Music For Mapmakers have only been around for a year and a half, but have been crafting songs and sounds that would have even the most trained ears agreeing that they might have been toiling for years.
In fact, they have kind of bludgeoned their way into my consciousness via only one live show and a few frequent MP3 listens. So much so that I rudely and licentiously took the liberty of "adding" them to the Wavelength night for October 8.
That said, it was only fair that, upon hearing a rap on my door, a beshaded, and Old-Spiced Jonny Dovercourt, in fine tailored smoking jacket, silk pyjamas, highball of bourbon in hand and flanked by two leggy sequin-dressed super vixens, assigned me, like some half assed Kim Philby, to discover the plans of these Mapmakers.
I took the Mata Hari route instead and as I lay in bed with the band in the wee hours of an absinthe-hazed, shall we say, "session" of sorts, I was only able to get a few cryptic responses:

"In MFMM cartography, all roads ideally lead to...?"
Derek, behind his steamed spectacle, hissed: " it's not the specific destination that is important, it's how you get there." Suddenly I started to feel very used...and dirty... "Are these 'mapmakers' mapping the stars, the globe, society, or the heart?"

Distractedly, he whispered, " all of the above" Okay, maybe not that dirty - still, after the hours we had spent together, I still had no real hard 'evidence'-

"When are you going to get me CD to review?"
And then, as coldly and matter of factly as Beria ordering an execution, he snapped, "As soon as we can quit our day jobs." Surely he was not suggesting I be a patron like that trampy DeKoenigswater Baroness? I rather fancied myself a Thiele, actually. My anxiety at this possible implication had me try to track the mapping of their musical hearts. With a rather transparent query, I attempted...
"Name three historically significant cartographers (their work), and the contemporary music they would have listened to."
Again, in a distanced glare he offered four! Maybe I was starting to get somewhere! "John Coltrane (mapped the cool jazz era), listening to freakbeat; Lichtenstein (American pop and drama-queen artist), listening to twee and shoegaze, Jean Luc Godard (mapped French New Wave), listening to Serge Gainsbourg and Air; and Jean Paul Sartre (mapped individualism and philosophy), listening to Snoop and Dre." At last when I thought I was getting somewhere, I suggested that the ghost of Syd Barrett was very apparent, he cuffed me with a swappy backhand and told me, "... actually, the ghost of Nicky Mason was far more apparent."
Aghast, and with my eyes welling with tears from such a sudden swipe, I recoiled, and demanded: "Why do I like your band so damn much?"
With that, as he stepped out of bed adjusting his thong, and showing me the door, declared: "You tell us - every answer is different." And all this from a man who told me he skipped the recent Swearing At Motorists show to see the 'new' Exorcist instead, assuring me that "it's funnier now than it was 20 years ago." At this I realized I ought to take my leave, only slightly wiser, and fearing that he might attempt to make a Texas Chainsaw comedy sketch out of me. All I can do now is ask for witnesses as protection on October 8th and perhaps a little more insight into what Liisa Ladouceur calls "the best unsigned act in Toronto". Am I to infer she got more out of them than me, your humble assignee?

Report filed by: Ryszard Paskowski, ex-Staszi, current agent: CSIS.


 

WHITE STAR LINE
WAVELENGTH #35 SUNDAY OCTOBER 8, 10PM

White Star Line bring their stark, cinematic lullabies to Ted's for Wavelength #35 on October 8.

Stephen Dohnberg (the driving force behind WSL) and I finally bumped into each other not long ago after crossing musical paths in Toronto for ages. We hit up the electronic lines of communication for this interview.

White Star Line - macrocosmic or microcosmic?
The obvious answer is both. However, if macrocosmic was the case then the greater we would fall. Microcosmic is better for the ego, but I like the rollercoaster ride of a giant, pulsing cosmos. We'll take macrocosmic for $200, Alex.

White Star Line is an instrumental project. To what extent does melody play a part in the music? How do you try to create "lyrical" compositions?
White Star Line is an instrumental project by accident. I'd been holding out for a soft-spoken male vocalist or ideally, a female vocalist. That said, I gave in very quickly to the painstaking search (or so I like to convince myself). The extent that melodic and lyrical composition plays is a huge factor in my limited idiom. I have an inclination towards minor scales, dissonance, aleatory approaches even, and feel that these contribute to the melancholia of the lyricism. The Black Heart Procession expressed it succinctly when they said they just try to emulate an "absurd 'why', rather than a self-absorbed 'why me'?"

The recording of Emerging From A Long Season Of Discontent - give us a rundown of the process and timeline. Was it anything like hibernating? Were you referring to a particular season?
This isn't the National Enquirer, and Wavelength readers have the brains and passion for music to understand that music can be cathartic - this is a cathartic project. Whether anyone knows anything (about what any single one of us has really gone through and the impact it's had on one) is entirely suspect. All I can really articulate is that Toronto has surprised me and having found people to work with has been entirely vindicating. Hibernating the period from 1997-9 found me detached from real life in more ways than I could imagine, and in fact, the word "Emerging" in the title still suggests I'm in a period of thaw. Despite the fear of Toronto winters, I seriously believe I'm in a thaw stage.

How do you equate your music with (Karlheinz) Stockhausen's theory of "process compositions"?
I accept the notion that the point at which a piece reaches in the performance process, or the recording process, is simply an excerpt or snapshot. The songs that are written are from sparks that influence the initial process, but with my inability to focus or reach any kind of meditative state, fails to fully exemplify a state of mind I am trying to communicate. This is the tug of war in an artistic or aesthetic sense, however· to create and freeze moments in time for others to use as a touchstone, a perspective, something to share. But like everything, even life is a work-in-progress. So here is a seemingly somewhat contradictory element, but painting best exemplifies this analogy. In particular, war artists, like Otto Dix, who painted the impact of seeing a disfigured victim's face, and did so because he knew the human inclination to bury the initial reaction as a mirage, and knew that for the sake of these people it would be necessary to "capture, file, and reintroduce".

Sun Ra said "First comes the glory, then comes the shame"; where is White Star Line at this moment?
The beauty of having had the benefit of these teachers is that they have essentially mapped the experiences from their times, and if we pay attention to their examples, they provide clues on how to avoid the same follies, but perhaps still find a way to reach the same heights without the archetyped inventory of successes at the costs of others. But if I allow for the eventuality that we can't break out of a neo-nihilistic pseudo-Elizabethan conservative worldview, and that we're just a bunch of lumps of stupid, then I'd say we're currently working very hard to achieve the glory of shame.

- Ol' Dirty Rosen


 

COMAE
WAVELENGTH #36 SUNDAY OCTOBER 15, 10PM

Wavelength is proud to present our first European guests, Comae, from the U.K.

Given this duo's pedigree, their Canadian debut should be a mind-expanding treat. Interview conducted by Jonny Dovercourt.

Tell us about about your respective backgrounds in music and how the two of you came to create sounds together.
Comae is a collaboration between Janek Schaefer and Robert Hampson formed in 1999. The duo arose from a shared interest in architecture/place and music/ space. Janek is best known for exploring an imaginative approach to sound production and retrieval most notably with the invention of his Tri-phonic Turntable. He was chosen as the "Sound Designer of the Year" by Creative Review magazine (London) in 1999. Robert is the founding member of both Main (1990-present) and the guitar band Loop (1984-89). He is best known for his extreme manipulation techniques with guitar combined with acousmatic sound design. Their music is the result of a very hands-on approach to sound production and retrieval. Performances consist of evolving and involving sound improvisations, combining abstracted elemental sonic sources and vinyl deconstruction via electro-acoustic and concrete composition.

The name Comae implies a state of catatonia or ecstatic bliss, and the music seems to reflect this. Was this intentional?
Comae, pronounced "Co-my" is a term used to describe the specular cloud of gas and dust surrounding the nucleus of a comet. It also has connotations of endless drifting sequences which the music bears out.

How does the Tri-phonic turntable work?
The Tri-phonic turntable is a three tone arm, two direction, multi-level, micro vari-speed vinyl manipulator. This instrument was invented and built by Janek in 1997, and is the only turntable with such potential in existence. This is only used by Janek in his solo work and will not be part of Comae performances.

My cat normally doesn't even notice when I put on music, but her ears perked up when the Comae disc was on, and she started watching the sounds move back and forth through the stereo field. Are you attempting to communicate with our animal cousins?
Our work deals with the illusion of invisible or imagined space and place derived though a palette of transformed sounds. This space only exists intermittently and I think that anything with the ability to sense this when it arrives is a member of our audience.

What are you most looking forward to when you visit Toronto?
Microbrewed beer.


HOLLOWPHONIC
WAVELENGTH #36 SUNDAY OCTOBER 15, 11PM

Since releasing their Phonic 50mg CD in June of '99, T-dot space-rock heroes Hollowphonic having been laying low, occasionally playing shows with bands like Low. Sanitorium Hot Dog asked Hollow Man Brad Ketchen what's been happenin'.

Once you were just Hollow. How did you become hooked on Phonics?
When I was putting my website up on the Ultimate Band List I found there were numerous other Hollow's. Everything from Hollow to Hollow1 to Band Named Hollow. Since the disc was originally going to be called Phonic I thought I would just add it to the name to avoid any future confusion or problems. Then Hooverphonic came along. I think Hollowphonic sounds better though...

Please extoll the virtues of creative dictatorship, for the benefit of those out there who might still be suffering through rock-band "democracy."
You get to be completely in control of everything, the music, the production, the package and everything on down. But the downside is you can only amuse yourself for so long. I really like creating music with other people in the room. You can only stay in the studio by yourself for so long before going completely insane. It's great playing with Jordan (Kern) and Luca (Maoloni) because any time I get stuck in a jam they are there to contribute some great ideas.

What is the best chord to drone on?
D (for Drone), 'specially with the low E tuned to D. A typical night out for the Hollowphonic crew involves...?
A good piss-up at a pub then over to someone's club night...

When is that new record coming out?
I've been toying with the idea of first putting out a single or an EP before I tackle another full-length venture and I'm looking towards late fall/early winter, and I've got to iron out the details of who's gonna put it out. We've demoed about 8 songs so far and have many more that we've been playing. I'm really excited about the new stuff, more organic in nature, more instrumentation and general involvement from the other band members. It will also be better produced. Outside of the recording we did at Sanzo's, 50mg was kind of a guinea pig for the first phase of my studio, Pharmasound. Tom, who created some of drum loops and sequences on 50mg, will still contribute as well, he's got a great new track I'm looking forward to working on. I want to start recording soon, but now that I can record everything here at Pharmasound, I'm booked through the fall working on other people's projects as well as working on other projects of my own (and hoping I can make a bit of a living as well). Some of the tunes on 50mg were recorded in 1996, so I'm anxious to get something fresh out.

For more info, see www.etsys.com/hollowphonic.


TRAINS & AIRPLANES
WAVELENGTH #37 SUNDAY OCTOBER 22, 10pm

For someone coming out of the hardcore scene, Lee Sheppard has always done his best to break the self-imposed rules of said clique.
First by indulging in mostly instrumental, jazzy noodlification with Holding Pattern, and now with his extended "solo" project Trains & Airplanes, a pop group with a revolving-door membership, whose lyrics deal with that most unheard-of topic amongst the HC crowd: S-E-X. Ooh yeah, saucy, baby!
You should expect no less from a band called T&A. Buddy Dovercourt asked the, uh, hard questions.

Your lyrics are painfully honest, even if they're just made up. That's either brave or stupid. Take your pick.
Well definitely stupid, but everyone, when they are being most honest with themselves, thinks that they are stupid. And they probably are. But who fucking cares, because in our heart of hearts we know that everyone else is stupid, so let's drop the charade. And if you mean being honest about looking at girls' underwear and then hating other guys for objectifying them, well... that's stupid. And honest. And brave, I figure.

What's up with all the "sh-bop"s, "whoa whoa-oh"s and "ba ba ba"s? Can't you write more painfully complete lyrics to your songs?
My dear friend Evan Clarke asks me when I'm going to finish writing my lyrics. I'm not. Sometimes "la-la-la-la" is way more expressive than "blah blah blah blah", if you follow me.

Now to your fans. Why do they sit in front of the stage to your groovy pop tunes? Are they marathon runners by day or are they just fuckin' lame?
When you go from lullabies to rock songs in the course of a 40 minute set, people don't know whether to stand, sit, dance, etc. So they sit. They 're still there.

And why do they always leave right after your set? Do they hate other bands? Do they have marathons in the early hours? Or are they just fuckin' lame? The readers of Wavelength want to know.
So they're only there 'till I'm done. I don't know. The excuses I've heard are numerous. I think they must all be closet marathon runners for sure.

When the holy shit will your album be out?
It is. Sort of. Release party? Don't know. CDs? In my kitchen, living room, bedroom, in boxes. Talk to me.

Do you secretly wish (like me) that people would just DANCE?
Yes. But... we gotta make 'em have no choice. I ain't there yet. Maybe never. Definitely never if I keep playing for closet dancers like me. Alas.


 

 



 

NOGGIN
WAVELENGTH #38: SUNDAY OCTOBER 29, 11pm

This interview was conducted thru robotic machinery on the 5 times 5 day of the "month" you know as "September".
To keep the forces of 5 alive only 5 questions could be asked for this interview to work.
Onaka and Bazee briefly discussed what may be appropriate to find out about this King Frog and his Noggin mate Michael, and then worked thru the humanoid body of the Onakabazien to get these transmissions down to enter the target. (Ed. note: Noggin are a duo from Portland, Oregon. They make noise. You have been forewarned)

Where do you believe the origins of the human races were located on this planet?
Africa, of course.

Do you believe in the forces of synchronicity? I work at a little convenience store in a little town and some odd things have happened. For instance, and this has happened many, many times, the store will be empty for about 20 minutes and then all the sudden 3 cars pull up at the exact same time. Happens so often. If one customer comes in when the store has been empty for a long period of time I can expect to have at least one or two more come in at the same time and I'm often right. Also, and again this has happened many times, a customer will come in and ask for a brand of cigarettes that seriously I only get like one customer a week asking for, and the next customer to come in will ask for the exact same kind. This sounds kind of wacky but what are your thoughts on this and the idea of mass synchronicity?
The Herd Mentality Could Save the Planet.

What's the most insane experience you've had in your lifetime so far? Any coming close to the paranormal?
Michael has seen a UFO. It was about twenty years ago.

Do you follow Roman time like the rabbit in Alice In Wonderland? Is it your master? Or do you prefer to often smash the clock?
Eric: I have followed Roman time for many years, but am going to be smashing the clock very soon. I will have quit my job driving a juice truck that I was at for over 4 and a half years, but I don't have a new job lined up and I'm not going to worry about it too much either.
Michael follows the clock a lot but can smash his violin.

What were your favorite Disney cartoon films as a child?
Michael is anti-Disney. Eric was too young to know any better and liked Sleeping Beauty, but thought it should have ended with Sleeping Beauty dead.

Thank you for your time. Transmission ending...... -The O.